Butt Crack Novak
by Bob Grant
by streaking nude at a high school game.
Not me who did the dash of course –
just heard it from a personal source.
not even with a tiny sling.
Admire that guy who took such a chance –
memories don’t forget that kind of dance.
How high have you already set the bar?
There is one thing he’s stuck with, however.
A rhyming name that’ll last forever.