Butt Crack Novak
by Bob Grant
“Butt Crack Novak” got his name,
by streaking nude at a high school game.
Not me who did the dash of course –
just heard it from a personal source.
Would I ever do such a thing –
not even with a tiny sling.
Admire that guy who took such a chance –
memories don’t forget that kind of dance.
Where does one go when one’s been the star?
How high have you already set the bar?
There is one thing he’s stuck with, however.
A rhyming name that’ll last forever.