by Bob Grant
Which one is first – the left or right,
when shoes go on in morning’s light.
Socks the same before you start,
conclusions formed but just a part.
Pants come next for you to choose,
they have to match your socks and shoes.
Swipe that stick for six or eight,
check that clock you can’t be late.
Shirt of white or maybe blue,
down one egg or go for two.
Decisions made like this and more –
you’ve yet to make it out the door.