Easter Bunny – The Untold Rhyme
by Bob Grant
Met the Easter Bunny at the mall.
End of story? Not at all.
The interview went well – I got the scoop,
Assuredly not one for all of the group.
He contracts the eggs, baskets, and such,
Not a single one does he actually touch.
Never tied down like Santa all year,
No Misses, elves, or tiny reindeer.
Has time for surfing, sunning, drinks with a fan,
Can dance and sing – all part of the plan.
Has tail’s up with all of the bunnies,
His name alone – more valuable than monies.
Has the best job in the world – that’s perfectly clear,
Work just one day then party all year.