I’m a dog that won’t bark

I’m a dog that won’t bark

by Bob Grant

Dog with Thumbs UpI’m a dog that won’t bark – a cow that won’t moo.

PigI’m a pig that won’t oink – a cat that won’t mew.

FrogI’m a frog that won’t croak – a bird that won’t tweet.

RabbitI’m a hare that won’t jump – a croc that won’t eat.

VetI’m a creature with no need for a vet,

I’m your lovable, growable, Chia Pet.