It’s Not Something

It’s Not Something

by Bob Grant

It’s not something you shove in the fridge,

It’s not something that helps you in bridge.

It’s not something you slap on a bun,

It’s not something you shoot in a gun.

It’s not something you plant in the ground,

It’s not something that’ll gain you a pound.

It’s not something you nail on your roof,

It’s not something you find with a hoof.

It’s not something that sticks on your shoe,

It’s not something that even goes moo.

It’s not something you ever can buy,

It’s totally for free – it’s SWI.