The Hacker’s Hex

The Hacker’s Hex

by Bob Grant

For all of you Hackers – who give us such trouble,

We send you a Hex in form of a Bubble.

It travels through planes – it travels through trains,

It travels through brains – it travels through drains,

Puts gas in your guts – a rash on your butts,

Puts snot in your nose – and grease on your toes,

Puts dots on your nipples – a face full of pimples,

Puts wax in your ears – and soap in your tears,

Puts poop on your hand – and shorts filled with sand,

Puts glue on your chair – with nothing to wear,

For all of you Hackers – who give us such trouble,

Why take a chance on our Hex in a Bubble?

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