You can blame it all on….

You can blame it all on….

by Bob Grant

batsGot bats in your hats,

or gum on your cats.

Car CrashGot dents in your car,

or goop on your bar.

Dog with FleasGot fleas on your dog,

or snakes in your bog.

Nose ZitGot zits on your nose,

or runs in your hose.

House CracksGot cracks in your house,

or fights with your spouse.

Got pain in your brain,Headache

or cracks in your cane.

Man with Gas in StomachGot gas in your belly,

or flies in your jelly.

Man and socksGot holes in your socks,

or stains in your jocks.

Global Warming ClipartExplaining it all has been forming,

Blame falls square on Global Warming.