You can blame it all on….

You can blame it all on….

by Bob Grant

Got bats in your hats,

or gum on your cats.

Got dents in your car,

or goop on your bar.

Got fleas on your dog,

or snakes in your bog.

Got zits on your nose,

or runs in your hose.

Got cracks in your house,

or fights with your spouse.

Got pain in your brain,

or cracks in your cane.

Got gas in your belly,

or flies in your jelly.

Got holes in your socks,

or stains in your jocks.

Explaining it all has been forming,

Blame falls square on Global Warming.

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