Pains in the Ass!

They had me pose here,

and told me to stay.

More dumb old pictures,

they took yesterday.

They put me in glasses,

they put me in hats.

They put me with pillows,

they put me with cats.

They put me in dresses,

they put me in bubbles.

For all this malarkey,

worth all the troubles?

For someone so young,

may sound kind of crass.

But sometimes grandparents,

are Pains in the Ass!