someone gave that blinking tie.
That shrinking head – that coiling snake,
that diet book – that fruity cake.
That cutting board – that silky bra,
that water toy – that meat so raw.
That fuzzy hat – that joking toy,
that farting doll – that jug of soy.
Giving is the best they say,
receiving’s less and not the way.
That is not the main concern,
keep the junk or just return?