Action Forthcoming?

Must it grow fast – as tall as a crane,

to stay as a player – remain in the game?

Must it perform for hours on end,

never to shrink – never to bend?

Must it, like, jump to immediate call,

while in the same room – painting that wall?

Must it creep slow like a slithering eel,

while jointly preparing the days evening  meal?

Must it remain that strong Billy Club,

while sitting there naked – in a bath tub?

What’s it to think when ads never stop,

is it a loser – is it a flop?

Not sure of the hype or even the thrill,

or action forthcoming once buying The Pill?






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