I don’t ache – I don’t weep.
Got warranty that is honored by others,
don’t ever fight with my sisters or brothers.
Never get old – just a little bit worn,
with the newest update – I’m truly reborn.
Life, and its problems, don’t worry me none,
some WD-40 and I’m ready for fun.
All things considered I might simply add,
Life as a Robot ain’t really that bad.