“Toot” & “Belch”

A Guy should be able to “Toot” without scorn,

a right that is his from the day he was born.

It’s not without past and here is the rub,

it’s been there as long as he’s carried a club.

Defending his mate and being so brave,

keeping monsters at bay and sharing his cave.

A guy needs his fuel along with some brew,

be it Chili for breakfast or dinosaur stew.

It’s tough being tough and still remain strong,

a guy needs some slack but don’t get me wrong,

here’s one little truth on which you can stew,

a guy should be able to “Belch” at times too.

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