A Guy should be able to “Toot” without scorn,
a right that is his from the day he was born.
It’s not without past and here is the rub,
it’s been there as long as he’s carried a club.
Defending his mate and being so brave,
keeping monsters at bay and sharing his cave.
A guy needs his fuel along with some brew,
be it Chili for breakfast or dinosaur stew.
It’s tough being tough and still remain strong,
a guy needs some slack but don’t get me wrong,
here’s one little truth on which you can stew,
a guy should be able to “Belch” at times too.