Take a pill and watch it swell,
so many ads they make me yell.
Just tired they are always there,
enough to make me want to swear.
Not sure if I have all the skin,
to match the hype and all the spin.
What good is it except to gawk,
if after four you call a doc?
I guess I just long for the time,
when tasteful clips were not a crime.
When sitting in a tub outside,
is not the act that’s now implied.