It used to be beer – now it’s just cola,
a change that I made now that I’m olda.
Buy it in packs – just like the past,
prefer it that way – the longer they last.
Traded the buzz for something much more,
can end standing up – not drunk on the floor.
The fun that I had – be it truly for real?
’twas I “life of the party” or just a big heel?
Might rot out my teeth – raise my triglycerides,
not close to the benefits beer sure provides.
But do not wake up in stupor and fright,
and try to recall what happened last night.