Does Bill O’Reilly mow his grass?

Does Bill O’Reilly mow his grass?
Does Rachel clean her window glass?
Do Brit and Bret dust at all?
Does Tapper scrub his shower wall?

Fair and Balanced so they say,
struggling some to stay that way,
Time and effort’s number one,
mundane chores just can’t be done.

It’s all in priorities,
please or not authorities.
So if it’s changing your demeanor,
spend some time with household cleaner.