WEAR SHOES, WEAR SHIRT, NO SERVICE!

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE – the signs are everywhere –
     if people want to look that way – who am I to care?
I think it’s a conspiracy – on Chests, and Toes, and Feet –
     if we ban together – injustice we can beat!

Let’s contact Politicians – they’ll gladly get on board –
     support this grassroots movement – votes a sure reward.
Super PAC’s, Super Facts, Super Anything at all –
     no doorway is too wide – no business it too tall.

The Press will really scoop it up – they surely can’t resist –
     and those that are against us – they never will be missed.
So jump on board straight away – no need to get nervous –
     yell it loud for all the hear – WEAR SHOES, WEAR SHIRT, NO SERVICE!

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