My solution to air pollution

I propose “a” grand solution,
to the cause of air pollution.
Genius here – I make no bones,
just feed nose hairs growth hormones.

Until now they’ve had no voice,
certainly you’ll cheer my choice.
Quietly they do their job,
yet sometimes caught in booger glob.

Long enough to cause abatement,
but still make a fashion statement.
Wrapped around from head to toe,
colored bright like a rainbow.

We’d be walking ‘round the land,
cleaning air – it’d be so grand.
Imagine trimmings you would see,
for us to buy on QVC.

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