Do Animals have Baby Showers?

Do Animals have Baby Showers?
I have pondered this for hours.
What type of presents do you bring?
Nature gives them everything.

With invitations going out,
what I accept there is no doubt.
My choice is really not divine
those that birth one at a time.

Elephants would make the list,
Hippos too – you get my gist.
Yaks and Cows are in there too,
Mules and Sharks come into view.

But I would sure Return to Sender,
don’t care if I do offend her.
A Train of presents have to bring,
for Sally Salmon’s new Offspring.

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