“He-Man Truck”

Drive thru is a way of life,
at least it is for me and wife.
Yesterday was our bad luck,
got behind a He-Man Truck.

Dual tires – stunning gear,
massive bumper in the rear.
Testosterone flowed off in plumes,
including gagging diesel fumes.

Tail pipe stuck right in our face,
could not move or change our place.
Wish I had a reverse spin,
to blow that smell right back at him.

Automakers everywhere,
if for us poor souls you care.
Inventive muscles please now flex,
and offer all Diesel Gas-X.

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