As my teeth are failing me,
engineering I can see,
could have been a bit more smart,
wish God had asked me at the start.
There were sure solution gaps,
teeth that should have come with snaps.
Pop the spares out of an ear,
push your nose and they appear.
Wear them proud around your neck,
a fashion statement – what the heck.
Snap them in when you are done,
bright and white straight from the sun.