The Grant Tax Plan

If Pollution makes you Seethe,
Tax the Air that we all Breathe,
and to Show how Fair I Play,
the More you Make the More you Pay.

Before you Start to Scream and Shout,
Sleeping would be a Time Out.
To better Explain my Perception,
Snoring might be the Exception.

How Would I compute a Total,
the Answer might be Anecdotal.
Gadgets ‘round you Neck and Wrist,
even Earrings for a Twist.

Scrap the Tax Codes, Books, and Binders,
Breath’s you Take would be Reminders,
Talking takes a Lot more Air,
the Tax for Words you might Compare.

We could Use our Two Ears More,
to Save on Tax our Major Chore.
Listening More and Talking Less,
might Help us All – it’s Just a Guess.

Start Petitions – March in Streets,
Signs and Banners – Written Sheets,
One by One – the Strength we’ll Gain,
for “Tax Each Breath by Grant” Campaign.

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