“Hooters”

Some think I need Manhood Tutors,
‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters.
Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat,
‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat?

Perhaps should Check the Mystique there,
heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear?
Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers,
made from Meat of Woody Peckers?