If could Restart my Lifetime,
part of Me be’d Porcupine.
Likely still Need human Skills,
but I’d Opt to have their Quills.
Subways, Airplanes, Middle Seats,
Extra Space some Welcomed Treats.
Self Defense or Kung Fu Stuff,
Puff you Quills should be Enough.
Never have a Bad Hair Day,
when in Crowds you get your Way.
All high Points and Praise this Meets,
‘cept to Havoc on your Sheets.