Train the Bugs

Known in these Parts – I’m “Lone Vacuum Geek,”
ride Herd on our Carpets least Twice a Week.
Rid our Home Range of Dog Hair and Dirt,
points Scored with my Wife – it Really can’t Hurt.

Like houses of Plenty can’t keep out the Bugs,
despite all the Poisons and plenty of Drugs.
Too many to Beat – let’s join and Begin,
combine our Resources – Dirt Battle we’ll Win.

If sharing our Home to Eat and to Sleep,
they Surely could Vacuum to Earn their Keep.
Training them All might Not be as Tough,
as Locating cleaners that Are small Enough.

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