“Wattle” you Going to Do,
when Age sneaks Up on You.
Gravity takes its Toll,
sagging Jowls you can’t Control.

Fight it Every single Inch,
surely use a “Wattle Winch.”
Shore it Up with Masking Tape,
perhaps Back to a Younger Shape.

Maybe just Embrace it All,
as “Wattle Creep” starts to Sprawl.
When your Chin begins to Roam,
love your “Wattle Metronome.”

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