“Hemorrhoids”

Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed,

You strained Hard – should be Enjoyed. 

Embarrassment – no Need to Hide,

You built from Scratch – Wear with Pride. 

 

Constipation – Nasty Word,

Easy Peasy is Preferred.

Slide things Out without a Hitch,

But sometimes Can be a Glitch.

 

Don’t despair You’re not Alone,

as You suffer On your Thrown. 

Join as “Hemmee’s – what I Dub,

The “Hasty Wastee Hemorrhoids Club.”

 

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