Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed,
You strained Hard – should be Enjoyed.
Embarrassment – no Need to Hide,
You built from Scratch – Wear with Pride.
Constipation – Nasty Word,
Easy Peasy is Preferred.
Slide things Out without a Hitch,
But sometimes Can be a Glitch.
Don’t despair You’re not Alone,
as You suffer On your Thrown.
Join as “Hemmee’s – what I Dub,
The “Hasty Wastee Hemorrhoids Club.”