Left or Right – Right or Wrong,
Feelings Slight or Feelings Strong.
Strapping pants On in this Case,
or Something else In their Place.
Shoes or Armpits – Politics,
labels to It can Affix.
Decisions Made – Live with Them,
Consequences for sure Stem.
Pants are Old just like Me,
Experience is What I See.
Sit down First it’s not a Crime,
both Legs go in at one Time.