Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it for a Lick, Swimming Fish […]
Rubik’s Cubes have Got me Puzzled, years of Patience – Brain still Muzzled. Juggling, One Hand, Covered Eyes, Others solve is No Surprise. For my Future can be Sure, Honestly – my Answer Pure. Be no Mental Acrobat, even With a “Rubik’s Flat.”
Chose the Latter for my Ladder, You might ask Why does that Matter? so I don’t Release my Bladder, when I’d fall I’d surely Splatter.
The Alpha Male rules the Pack, ain’t No One who Gives him Flack. But they Might not Always Win, for one Example I begin. ‘bout four thousand Year Ago, there Ruled a King so In the Know. His name was Alpha – It’s no Lie, believed He was a Super Guy. Some who Served him […]
I don’t Golf but That don’t Matter, got Ideas like the Mad Hatter. Genetics here Would be the Key, Gift to Golfers would be Free. Take the Best from All the Fish, collect Them in a Petri Dish. Here the Magic I Release, to Create my Masterpiece. Place in Hazards that are Wet, ain’t no […]
A Pen is something you can Use, so Pick your Times and don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse, save your Ink or You might Loose. Write at Will and Mind your Biz, Appreciate where your Pen is.
Watch what you Do and what you Say, for Things could Turn the Other Way. Actions might soon Become Turds, be Thoughtful how You use Your Words.
Even Doctor’s are my Friend, for my Health I can Depend. But I have a Bone to Pick, in a Rhyme will Be the Trick. Exam Rooms are Like a Cell, though Can’t say I Know one Well. Ushered in then Close the Door, Wait from There is Quite a Chore. Magazines with Turned up […]
Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]
Capitalization and the Rules, never Took in All my Schools. Tried to Learn but Had to Quit, hard Enough just Spelling It! So my Style at Seven-Two, to Justify now What I do. It for Not a Rhyme or Reason, even If it’s English Treason.