People live in Different Places, most of Us have Different Faces. China, Egypt, U.S.A., Sweden, Turkey, Paraguay. Poland, Chile, Canada, Norway, Ghana, Malaysia. Different cultures – Different land, sometimes Hard to Understand, why We can’t All get Along? What is right? What is wrong? People truly Are the Same, actually it’s Got a Name, Old […]

“Tech Smart”

I’m “Tech Smart” as any Gent, whose Prime Time has Come and Went. I’ll challenge any Three-Year-Old, with the Knowledge that I Hold. When I think of “Gigabytes”, eating Burgers in Two Bites. My phone’s got just “Thirty-Two,” still a Lot of Food to Chew. A “Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens, a Peeping Tom to me […]

Three for Small and Three for Big

Know what I could really Dig, Three for Small and Three for Big. Wishes given To us All, Your choice Big – Your choice Small. Magic Lamps – no Recognition, kept to “Three” as a Tradition. Anytime that You see Fit, throughout Life you just Submit. Wishes solely to Dispute, what Some call our Birthday […]

My Bachelor Party (the night before) to My Wedding Day (50+ years ago)

M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the […]

Scuttle the Bombing Run

I like to Keep my Ride shined Up, been that Way since was a Pup. Wash and Wax and View with Pride, probably Shows my Anal Side? Just this Morning – Looking Great, never Knowing ‘bout My Fate. From above was Splattered Thrice, Hood and then the Windshield Twice. Attack was Swift – a Bird […]


Immature Rhymes with Manure, at Least in my Mind that’s for Sure. Temper Tantrums – Stomping Feet, Young or Old or In-beTweet. Just Ignore and Walk Away, or Cave In and Get their Way? The Simple Answer to this Crap, a Blanket, Bottle, and a Nap!

Double Chin

Double Chin – don’t Chagrin, see the Company that you’re In. Alex Baldwin – Michael Moore, Donald Trump adds To the Score. Mine is Growing Sun to Moon, Expanding like some Big Balloon. Suck it Up – Don’t get the Knife, seems It’s part of Living Life. So just Take it On the Chin, you […]

Equal Rights

Donuts are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, proudly Wear my “Donut Fat.” “Long Johns” are My favorite Choice, though Today I heard a Voice, as I Stared through Baker Panes, wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?” So right Now let’s Start a Wave, stand with […]


Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, now a Part of Life’s Cuisine. How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, started With an Apple Grower. Had an Orchard just called Eden, not sure Where – perhaps […]