Warning, reading this aloud can be injurious to your reputation! {Based on a very old two line tongue twister}
I am a peasant who plucks pheasants
Morning noon and night,
T’is no easy task this pheasant plucking and, I just can’t get it right.
I pluck ‘em fast; I pluck em slow Till . . . → Read More: The Pleasant Pheasant Plucker



