Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it for a Lick, Swimming Fish […]
Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]
I am Not with Child – No special Tags, nor Fancy car with Immunity Flags. Not very Handy though Capped in some Ways, takes Me more Time getting Places these Days. The sign I am Searching though Not found it Yet, If you Could find One I’d be In your Debt. That one Parking Spot […]
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? […]
Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.
Sock, Sock – Shoe, Shoe, Sock, Shoe – Sock, Shoe, If you Wear them – Which one are You? TP roll at last Gone to Bare, Top or Bottom pull from There? Swipe your Pits with Smelly Stuff, Same or Random is Enough? Salt and Pepper on your Food, which goes First or do you […]
Simple Me – Not Simple Times, Simple Does – Those are my Rhymes. No Deep Meanings I can See, If there Are – It’s news to Me. Bazaar Thoughts to Paper Wed, least There’s still Some in my Head. Words just Flow to my Creation, in It’s Simple Formulation. Hope the Rhymes from my Brain […]
Got few Teeth left in my Mouth, other Parts are headed South. Painless days are Kind of Rare, but at Least I still have Hair. Spend more Time to take a Leak, knees when Bending start to Creak. Pills that Most days Fill my Hand, doctors Trips that Are not Planned. Marching close to Seven-three, […]
Started out with None at All, got Some when Began to Crawl. Next I got those Big Boy Duds, played in Dirt with all my Buds. Awakening discovered Chicks, cooler Pants then in the Mix. Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket, I aged Up to the next Bracket. College years Was a new Dawn, didn’t Care […]