I’ve got the “Big C” – don’t mean Crazy,*** Exact terms are Kind of Hazy. On my Face and On my Chest, This is Where I’ll wear Scars Best. Just Relax – We’ll Carve on You, This is All we Ever Do. Like the Deli at Safeway, They cut Meat up Everyday. As I took […]
When did it Happen – this Dreadful Attack, MY HANDS – they were taken and I WANT THEM BACK!!!! Not sure If on Purpose or Just being Cute, What Gave me in Place – Ain’t no Substitute. The HANDS I remember weren’t Gifted as Such, But Worked for me Well – Looked good in a […]
Fate can Be a Bitch Sometimes, perhaps Payback for Lifetime Crimes? Plan your Life a certain Way, Predetermined for End’s Day. Animal and Man’s the Same, What you Hope by any Name. If you are Wyoming’s Deer, Fate might be a Chandelier.
Enjoy Relief’s Epitome, with “The Break Wind Symphony.” Silent Notes up to Extreme, Folks Alive know What I Mean. Proudly it’s Your own Creation, Praise should Be through the Duration. Crudely might Be called a Fart, Shame ‘cause it’s a True Mozart. Even if a Masterpiece, Swallow Pride and Be at Peace. In a Crowd […]
As I watch “Early” TV, mix of Products what I see. K-Y advertises That, can have Sex in Seconds Flat Guess there’s Reason for the Rush, demanding Lives seem to Crush. As I sit Here at my Age, “Seconds” reach another Stage. Like when Joints start to Lock, Cable News I want to Block. Reading […]
Long, Long Hair ‘til almost Nine, Long, Gone Hair this Gem of Mine. Was a Time when She was Small, now She’s growing very Tall. Time goes Slow – then Time goes Fast, plead the Memories to Last. As She’s making Life’s Impact, hope my Marbles stay Intact.
Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it for a Lick, Swimming Fish […]
Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]
I am Not with Child – No special Tags, nor Fancy car with Immunity Flags. Not very Handy though Capped in some Ways, takes Me more Time getting Places these Days. The sign I am Searching though Not found it Yet, If you Could find One I’d be In your Debt. That one Parking Spot […]
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.