Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.
Sock, Sock – Shoe, Shoe, Sock, Shoe – Sock, Shoe, If you Wear them – Which one are You? TP roll at last Gone to Bare, Top or Bottom pull from There? Swipe your Pits with Smelly Stuff, Same or Random is Enough? Salt and Pepper on your Food, which goes First or do you […]
Simple Me – Not Simple Times, Simple Does – Those are my Rhymes. No Deep Meanings I can See, If there Are – It’s news to Me. Bazaar Thoughts to Paper Wed, least There’s still Some in my Head. Words just Flow to my Creation, in It’s Simple Formulation. Hope the Rhymes from my Brain […]
Got few Teeth left in my Mouth, other Parts are headed South. Painless days are Kind of Rare, but at Least I still have Hair. Spend more Time to take a Leak, knees when Bending start to Creak. Pills that Most days Fill my Hand, doctors Trips that Are not Planned. Marching close to Seven-three, […]
Started out with None at All, got Some when Began to Crawl. Next I got those Big Boy Duds, played in Dirt with all my Buds. Awakening discovered Chicks, cooler Pants then in the Mix. Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket, I aged Up to the next Bracket. College years Was a new Dawn, didn’t Care […]
Have you Ever just to Please, tried to Stifle a Big Sneeze. Hold your Nose – Water your Eyes, Plugged up Ears, which Is not Wise. I have Lived past Seven-two, Experience screams a Redo. can’t go Back though that’d be Nice, So I offer this Advice. At a Meeting or a Bar, take a […]
“Have You Fallen?” they all Say, at my Age it’s Just the Way, How the Doctor’s Visits go, as my Years advance and Grow. Guess I know Just what they Mean, on my Butt or In-between. But they Never Specify, Interpretations I Apply: For my Wife of 50 Years, Every day through Laughs and Tears. […]
Cupid’s Arrow Long Ago, Found it’s Mark and Hope you Know, Start Until the End of Time, You’re My Bestest Valentine.
“You’re the Best that I have Met,” said Geezer to his Geezerette. “Now we Both are Seven-Two, Glad I Reached it Here with You.”
Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks. Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More. Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one […]