“Cupcake”

Came to Us when She was Two, even though She wasn’t New. Family Couldn’t keep her There, brought her Home without a Care. Clean her Food Bowl every Day, is there Any other Way? Brush Her in the early Morn, figured That is Just the Norm. Has a Pillow in our Car, Satin as She […]

We should have been Moles

If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot […]

“Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner”

Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you […]

Scuttle the Bombing Run

I like to Keep my Ride shined Up, been that Way since was a Pup. Wash and Wax and View with Pride, probably Shows my Anal Side? Just this Morning – Looking Great, never Knowing ‘bout My Fate. From above was Splattered Thrice, Hood and then the Windshield Twice. Attack was Swift – a Bird […]

Porcupine Quills

If could Restart my Lifetime, part of Me be’d Porcupine. Likely still Need human Skills, but I’d Opt to have their Quills. Subways, Airplanes, Middle Seats, Extra Space some Welcomed Treats. Self Defense or Kung Fu Stuff, Puff you Quills should be Enough. Never have a Bad Hair Day, when in Crowds you get your […]