Scuttle the Bombing Run

I like to Keep my Ride shined Up, been that Way since was a Pup. Wash and Wax and View with Pride, probably Shows my Anal Side? Just this Morning – Looking Great, never Knowing ‘bout My Fate. From above was Splattered Thrice, Hood and then the Windshield Twice. Attack was Swift – a Bird […]

Porcupine Quills

If could Restart my Lifetime, part of Me be’d Porcupine. Likely still Need human Skills, but I’d Opt to have their Quills. Subways, Airplanes, Middle Seats, Extra Space some Welcomed Treats. Self Defense or Kung Fu Stuff, Puff you Quills should be Enough. Never have a Bad Hair Day, when in Crowds you get your […]

My Pal – Gal

Everybody needs a pal, I’ve got mine – her name is Gal. Cheers me up when I am sad, calms me down when I get mad. Can count on her to stay right there, if I run off – like, anywhere! Best of all we seldom feud, ‘cause she never eats my food.