I like to Keep my Ride shined Up, been that Way since was a Pup. Wash and Wax and View with Pride, probably Shows my Anal Side? Just this Morning – Looking Great, never Knowing ‘bout My Fate. From above was Splattered Thrice, Hood and then the Windshield Twice. Attack was Swift – a Bird […]
Boy and his Dog transcends Time, from Cuddle Time to Dirt and Grime. Pals for Sure – a Special Bond, there for Life and Well Beyond. But in this Case “She” Let me Down, though Clearly seeing What’s Around. Creeping close – the Camera Showing, and Snap this Shot without Me Knowing.
Some think I need Manhood Tutors, ‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters. Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat, ‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat? Perhaps should Check the Mystique there, heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear? Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers, made from Meat of Woody Peckers?
If Rhyme is Written in the Forrest, is it Read or just Dismissed? Who is There to Really Care, Bumble Bee to Big Black Bear? How to Know when Rhyme is Right, to be Read by any Type? Simple Answer is a “Yup.” when Sounds from Falling Trees startup.
If could Restart my Lifetime, part of Me be’d Porcupine. Likely still Need human Skills, but I’d Opt to have their Quills. Subways, Airplanes, Middle Seats, Extra Space some Welcomed Treats. Self Defense or Kung Fu Stuff, Puff you Quills should be Enough. Never have a Bad Hair Day, when in Crowds you get your […]
Tires should be Square not Round, a revolution Battleground. Distracted Drivers – stop them Dead, too Busy going Straight Ahead. Texting, Eating, what they Will, couldn’t do ‘Til sitting Still. Know when Tires are wearing Out, to a Sphere they start to Sprout.
See the Ducks all in a Row, the “Real Story” you should Know. A symbol that they “Do” have Starch, “Really” is a Protest March. Lower taxes – Better schools? Equal “All Ducks” hiring Rules? Here to Tell the Real Reason, Immunity at Hunting Season.
Do Animals have Baby Showers? I have pondered this for hours. What type of presents do you bring? Nature gives them everything. With invitations going out, what I accept there is no doubt. My choice is really not divine those that birth one at a time. Elephants would make the list, Hippos too – you […]
I would like a pet Mosquito, that would be extremely neat-o, and to truly do it right, I would have to name it “Bite.” Adopt it while it’s still an egg, before it’s thirst for blood is played. Take it on a path that’s shrewd, wean it slow to all Junk Food. Prolong its life […]
Everybody needs a pal, I’ve got mine – her name is Gal. Cheers me up when I am sad, calms me down when I get mad. Can count on her to stay right there, if I run off – like, anywhere! Best of all we seldom feud, ‘cause she never eats my food.