No Way I Could Shave My Legs, how To do it Question Begs. Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub, just My starting Problems Bub. Blood Transfusion to Begin, from The first Nick in my Shin. As I move Up to my Knee, Plastic Surgeons call with Glee. When come Close to Private Parts, Super […]
Cupid’s Arrow Long Ago, Found it’s Mark and Hope you Know, Start Until the End of Time, You’re My Bestest Valentine.
Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]
Software updates For a Pod, why Not something For the Bod? Ankles, Fingers, Knees less Sore, uplift Eyelids like Before. At my Age I want it All, Software Smarties heed the Call. A Firm App into your Ware, Soft to Hard – it Just seems Fair.
Know what I could really Dig, Three for Small and Three for Big. Wishes given To us All, Your choice Big – Your choice Small. Magic Lamps – no Recognition, kept to “Three” as a Tradition. Anytime that You see Fit, throughout Life you just Submit. Wishes solely to Dispute, what Some call our Birthday […]
M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the […]
Pigs and Wise Men – Kittens too, French Hens, Blind Mice, in the Stew. Bears and Stooges In a Tub, Musketeers don’t Mean to Snub. Many things Have come in Three, Odd the Number I’d Agree. Benefit to Me and You, One more Larger than a Two. More is Better in most Cases, And a […]
Too many Cooks can Spoil the Kitchen, too much Strain can Tear the Stichin’. Too much Rain can Cause a Flood, too many Pigs can Spread the Mud. Too much Hair can Clog the Drain, too much Booze can Cause some Pain. Too many Prunes can Lead to Runs, too much Mold can Spoil the […]
“Wattle” you Going to Do, when Age sneaks Up on You. Gravity takes its Toll, sagging Jowls you can’t Control. Fight it Every single Inch, surely use a “Wattle Winch.” Shore it Up with Masking Tape, perhaps Back to a Younger Shape. Maybe just Embrace it All, as “Wattle Creep” starts to Sprawl. When your […]
Skin should Come like Folded Clothes, use it Once and then dispose. One for Work – One for Play, One for Comfort – Day to Day. Green or Red – Black or White, Polka Dot might look Just Right. Tan would Come in any Shade, Melanoma not be Made. Hair would Be an Added Choice, […]