Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.
You can Buy at any Time, It’s just “$19.99.” If you Want to Seal the Deal, let’s Talk turkey – Make it Real. Start by Cutting TV Ads, Money saved Will be in Scads. Hawk your Products and for Free, Word of Mouth and Start with Me. You can Trust this – nothing Blurred, Pass […]
Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you […]
Tires should be Square not Round, a revolution Battleground. Distracted Drivers – stop them Dead, too Busy going Straight Ahead. Texting, Eating, what they Will, couldn’t do ‘Til sitting Still. Know when Tires are wearing Out, to a Sphere they start to Sprout.
The Balls – a Farming Family, lots of Land without a Tree. The family Almost going Broke, until their Young son Harry spoke, “Our land is Meant for fruit to Grow, and then the Benefits we’ll Sew.” plus He added this I Swear, “Grow a Pear and build from There.” Now they’re Known as Super […]
The house we Live in is quite “Old,” it’s latest Saga I Unfold. Reality, at times, is Bleak, as “Aging Us” – Pipes start to Leak. This time ‘Twas the Kitchen Sink, basement Water in a Blink. Called the Plumber – came at Noon, my poor Wallet – not Immune. I stayed Close but did […]
Idle Hands – the Devil’s Workshop, in the Rat Race – could not Stop. If Hands slowed – knew in my Gut, Someone surely Kicks my Butt. When I Slid past Seventy, Hands and Me made a Decree. Our whole Being would not Snap, if took Time to take a Nap.
If Pollution makes you Seethe, Tax the Air that we all Breathe, and to Show how Fair I Play, the More you Make the More you Pay. Before you Start to Scream and Shout, Sleeping would be a Time Out. To better Explain my Perception, Snoring might be the Exception. How Would I compute a […]
Most of us have been “On Hold,” horrendous stories to be told. Instructions seem from outer space, in hopes your need to call erase. Select a number then one more, makes blood pressure spike and soar. Passed around and really cruel, then dumped into the “Waiting Pool.” Music, ads, and other crap, no wonder that […]
Does Bill O’Reilly mow his grass? Does Rachel clean her window glass? Do Brit and Bret dust at all? Does Tapper scrub his shower wall? Fair and Balanced so they say, struggling some to stay that way, Time and effort’s number one, mundane chores just can’t be done. It’s all in priorities, please or not […]