People live in Different Places, most of Us have Different Faces. China, Egypt, U.S.A., Sweden, Turkey, Paraguay. Poland, Chile, Canada, Norway, Ghana, Malaysia. Different cultures – Different land, sometimes Hard to Understand, why We can’t All get Along? What is right? What is wrong? People truly Are the Same, actually it’s Got a Name, Old […]

Four-letter Words

Four-letter Words are nothing new, unfairly Branded by a Few, the Only Ones seen Acting Bad, all others Suffer – that’s so Sad. Back, Jack, Beer, Best, Cold, Coke, Cash, Test, Drum, Drop, Fair, Rest, Fine, Fork, Goat, Pest. Hang, Home, Kiss, Heat, Luck, Loud, Mass, Beet, Moon, Moss, Nose, Feet, Ooze, Park, Pour, Neat. […]

“Burma Shave” Signs

          Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad. Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not just Consumer. Driving down a […]


WORDS – they Make the World go ‘round, written Down or Made of Sound. Language is a Party Pooper, if Understood that would be Super! Though I Know I’m Just a Minion, no one Asked for my Opinion. Converse with All around our Globe, if Came with a Translation Lobe. Got four Now – why […]

God’s Prostate

Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Him were Sprung, must Have Been extremely Young. Spry and Strong – feeling his Oats, sure would Like to see his Notes. Prostate – Smostate, After Thought, Haste makes Waste and now he’s Caught. Time has Passed – Billions of […]

A Cause

Everybody needs a Cause, to get Behind with some Applause. Raise those Banners – wave those Signs, don’t Set it Out on “Thee” Sidelines. I’ve thought it Out and here’s my Stand, I give you Choice of either Hand. If you’re Out or just at Home, join my Cause – I’m so Alone. Reach for […]

Want to have Creds?

Want to have Creds then Delay the Dead’s, experience Stores life’s Facts in our Heads. No need for Schooling – No need for Books, live Long enough – you Get second Looks. So put out that Ciggy – cut back on the Beer, walk ‘stead of Ride to reduce your Rear. Make healthy Choices from […]

Ode to “American Bandstand”

Got good Beat – can Dance to It, get High Score – might be a Hit? American Bandstand – early Days, Black and White – my loyal Gaze. Girls Together – no big Fuss, things sure Changed in Sixty Plus. Fell in Love right in my Den, many Times at age of Ten. Envied those […]

A Rhyme ’bout “Nickelback”

Does it Throw things Out of Whack, if Old Guys like “Nickelback?” Name came from some Change for Jack, Buddy “Here’s your Nickel Back.” Songs They Sing will cause no Tumor, the one Above shows Sense of Humor. Listen loudly as I Travel, Singer’s Voice that’s Filled with Gravel.


Want to be Noncommittal? Straddle Fences – Gain Acquittal? Answer all with just “No-es,” my Word rhyming with Finesse No need for the Fifth Amendment, it’s a Way to Circumvent, neither “Yes” or neither “No,” Guilty is not Apropos. Use the Word as you see Fit, confidence It will Emit. When in Doubt you can […]