Subject to Some real Proof, Limited now To a Spoof. Including me As in the Dark, Always seems to Miss the Mark. Read it’s ‘bout Perception Level, This no Reason all should Revel. Rhyme or In just simple Prose, Please don’t Fall within it’s Throes.
Got few Teeth left in my Mouth, other Parts are headed South. Painless days are Kind of Rare, but at Least I still have Hair. Spend more Time to take a Leak, knees when Bending start to Creak. Pills that Most days Fill my Hand, doctors Trips that Are not Planned. Marching close to Seven-three, […]
Started out with None at All, got Some when Began to Crawl. Next I got those Big Boy Duds, played in Dirt with all my Buds. Awakening discovered Chicks, cooler Pants then in the Mix. Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket, I aged Up to the next Bracket. College years Was a new Dawn, didn’t Care […]
Is there a Way to get Together, Rain or Shine or any Weather. To decide if There’s a Way, to Create a “One Word Day?” Speak it Out – Put it on Signs, Write on Shirts even Behinds. Any Language that your Choose, there’d Be just No Way to Lose. No Concern for Duplications, it […]
Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]
It’s the Place he Likes to Roam, ‘cause it’s Heaven and his Home. God does Things at Times up There, that Falls on Us and Everywhere. If he Suffers from a Cold, Humidifier’s in the Fold. Coming down With little Sizzle, Dreary Days with pesky Drizzle. Turning Sprinklers on his Lawn, from the Night ‘til […]
Nothing Funny in the News, that Gives me the Downer Blues. So Resort to Grade School Art, and Go With the Ageless “FART.”
Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say Have no Time for Politics, Pick their Noses just for Kicks. Speak their Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere. Cranky if They want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. […]
I am Not the First who Questions, Meaning of English Expressions???? If you Keep an “Open Mind,” Brains fall Out and Hard to Find. “Penny for Your Thoughts” seems Light, “Two Cents Worth” reply is Slight. Why do People yell “Heads Up,” when Mostly they Want you to Duck? “Win Hands Down” or Loose Hands […]
Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.