“Speak Check”

The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just […]

“SPAM”

“SPAM” – Mystery Mixture in a Can, Cut it, Fry it, In a Pan. When was First out On my Own, Kept me Fed – Do not Bemoan. “SPAM” – Junk that Flows to my Computer, Certainly a Persecutor. Like “Web Rabbits” Multiply, Straight to In Box Ramify. “SPAM” – A New Meaning straight to […]

A “One Word Day”

Is there a Way to get Together, Rain or Shine or any Weather. To decide if There’s a Way, to Create a “One Word Day?” Speak it Out – Put it on Signs, Write on Shirts even Behinds. Any Language that your Choose, there’d Be just No Way to Lose. No Concern for Duplications, it […]

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

Unintended Consequence

It’s the Place he Likes to Roam, ‘cause it’s Heaven and his Home. God does Things at Times up There, that Falls on Us and Everywhere. If he Suffers from a Cold, Humidifier’s in the Fold. Coming down With little Sizzle, Dreary Days with pesky Drizzle. Turning Sprinklers on his Lawn, from the Night ‘til […]

McDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair

McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere? Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come that Way! Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what this Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch? If good for Inside why not Out? tape It where […]

“Super Geezers”

Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say Have no Time for Politics, Pick their Noses just for Kicks. Speak their Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere. Cranky if They want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. […]

What you should Shut Down – What you should not Shut Down

Things you should Shut Down: Toilet Bowl that Overflows, Snot that’s Dripping from you Nose. Lights whenever Leave a Room, Bathroom Door to halt the Fume. Phones though Left to some Debate, so Pets don’t Roam – the Backyard Gate. Eyelids so That you can Sleep, Tunes so Hearing you will Keep. Things you should […]