Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t […]

“The Secret Life of Bobber Witty”

Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]

From a “Lotto Loser” to the “Lotto Lords”

“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, those Three Words the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, a Win/Win – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They are Bright, […]

“Magic Man with Magic Hands”

Discharge Papers – still Alive, finally Felt I would Survive. Home of Record had a Band, gaining Ground throughout the Land. Few years Later had a Hit, “Magic Man” I dug a Bit. “Heart” and Wilson’s piercing Voice, crank it Up was my Clear Choice. Many Years have Fell since Then, hear that Song – […]

What do you Write?

What do You write If nothing’s There, no Thoughts or Subjects anywhere? Look through Books – the Internet, some Ideas you Might just Get? Pace the Floor – your Favorite Chair, jog Outside in Underwear? Drink a Beer – Smoke a Cig, maybe Wear your Thinking Wig? As last Resort you might Glean, a Newspaper […]

This Old Man & YouTube

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that’s what YouTube means to Me. Not to Post my Aging Mug, just Hear Old Songs I Dug. Never liked the Flip DJ’s, turned me Off in many Ways. Always seemed to miss the Mark, not the Case with Young Dick Clark. Memry, well It’s kind of Shot, glad the Internet I Got. Pick […]

“Burma Shave” Signs

          Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad. Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not just Consumer. Driving down a […]

Ode to “American Bandstand”

Got good Beat – can Dance to It, get High Score – might be a Hit? American Bandstand – early Days, Black and White – my loyal Gaze. Girls Together – no big Fuss, things sure Changed in Sixty Plus. Fell in Love right in my Den, many Times at age of Ten. Envied those […]

A Rhyme ’bout “Nickelback”

Does it Throw things Out of Whack, if Old Guys like “Nickelback?” Name came from some Change for Jack, Buddy “Here’s your Nickel Back.” Songs They Sing will cause no Tumor, the one Above shows Sense of Humor. Listen loudly as I Travel, Singer’s Voice that’s Filled with Gravel.