The Channel Surfers Antitrust

Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]

Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t […]

“The Secret Life of Bobber Witty”

Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]

From a “Lotto Loser” to the “Lotto Lords”

“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, those Three Words the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, a Win/Win – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They are Bright, […]

“Magic Man with Magic Hands”

Discharge Papers – still Alive, finally Felt I would Survive. Home of Record had a Band, gaining Ground throughout the Land. Few years Later had a Hit, “Magic Man” I dug a Bit. “Heart” and Wilson’s piercing Voice, crank it Up was my Clear Choice. Many Years have Fell since Then, hear that Song – […]

What do you Write?

What do You write If nothing’s There, no Thoughts or Subjects anywhere? Look through Books – the Internet, some Ideas you Might just Get? Pace the Floor – your Favorite Chair, jog Outside in Underwear? Drink a Beer – Smoke a Cig, maybe Wear your Thinking Wig? As last Resort you might Glean, a Newspaper […]