“Cupcake”

Came to Us when She was Two, even though She wasn’t New. Family Couldn’t keep her There, brought her Home without a Care. Clean her Food Bowl every Day, is there Any other Way? Brush Her in the early Morn, figured That is Just the Norm. Has a Pillow in our Car, Satin as She […]

“Super Duper Geezerettes”

Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks. Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More. Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one […]

The “Toilet Brush Christmas Tree”

In Italy’s Rome there Stands a Tree, named by Others – Was not Me. Who takes the Heat – Don’t blame Yourself, this Culprit is “The Nasty Elf.” Not only Roams in that Rome, has Paid a Visit to our Home. Sometime during the Offseason, certainly a Wicked Reason. In Christmas’ Past – Meticulous, things […]

What am I Worth?

I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]

To me Marriage is:

Bathrooms that Stink, a Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not Scare, Showing the Other you’ll Always be There. Ecstasy Run, when Coupled as One, Sleeping the Wet Side when it is Done. Cherish the Wins, Forgiving the Sins, committed Together through Thick and the Thins. […]

“Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner”

Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you […]

My Bachelor Party (the night before) to My Wedding Day (50+ years ago)

M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the […]

“Ecstasy”

At my Age the morning Brings, Ecstasy at Potty Rings. Lift the Lid as I’ve been Taught, is a Battle never Fought. As I Ponder half way Through, was There anything I knew, to Make me Stop exactly Then, and Somewhat later start Again? Broken Dam – Fire Hose, bad Examples I Suppose. Burglars, Storms, […]