Happy Birthday to You, if Cake on your Shoe, from Candles you Blew, don’t Eat the Shoe Goo.
Grandma, Mother, even Wife, Fifty Plus she’s Been my Life. Stuck with Me through Thick and Thin, to Pay her Back where to Begin? Remember all the Special Days, and Still do in Many Ways. Today gave Roses that are Tall, no Specific Reason at All.
Immigrant to Foreigner, Aliens sure Cause a Stir. Reality is What I See, for They make Up most of Thee. I’m a Mutt and Proud to Be, no Mixed Blood there’d Be no Me!
Long, Long Hair ‘til almost Nine, Long, Gone Hair this Gem of Mine. Was a Time when She was Small, now She’s growing very Tall. Time goes Slow – then Time goes Fast, plead the Memories to Last. As She’s making Life’s Impact, hope my Marbles stay Intact.
Chose the Latter for my Ladder, You might ask Why does that Matter? so I don’t Release my Bladder, when I’d fall I’d surely Splatter.
A Pen is something you can Use, so Pick your Times and don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse, save your Ink or You might Loose. Write at Will and Mind your Biz, Appreciate where your Pen is.
My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All […]
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
Got my Green Vest from Girl Scouts, could join Boy Scouts there’s no Doubts. Like it Better in my Troop, Yucky Boys aren’t in our Group.
No Way I Could Shave My Legs, how To do it Question Begs. Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub, just My starting Problems Bub. Blood Transfusion to Begin, from The first Nick in my Shin. As I move Up to my Knee, Plastic Surgeons call with Glee. When come Close to Private Parts, Super […]