The War going on in my Mouth

My Teeth and Mouth don’t get Along, just Can’t figure What is Wrong? Don’t know Why they Have to Fight? out of Nowhere want to Bite. Attack the Tongue and then Cheek, even Lip Strike seem to Seek. Drawing Blood whenever Can, think It’s part of their War Plan. Sore for Days and even Then, […]


“SPAM” – Mystery Mixture in a Can, Cut it, Fry it, In a Pan. When was First out On my Own, Kept me Fed – Do not Bemoan. “SPAM” – Junk that Flows to my Computer, Certainly a Persecutor. Like “Web Rabbits” Multiply, Straight to In Box Ramify. “SPAM” – A New Meaning straight to […]

McDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair

McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere? Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come that Way! Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what this Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch? If good for Inside why not Out? tape It where […]

We should have been Moles

If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot […]

Vegetables – Doomed from the Start

“Eat your Vegetables or No Desert,” started Young – did not Convert. The smell Alone – a Casserole, floating Peas – it Took its Toll. Stewed Tomatoes and Cream Corn, Cooking Cabbage gone Airborne. Brussel Sprouts – Asparagus, if did not Puke it Was a Plus. No amount of Camouflage, could Provide the right Mirage. […]

Equal Rights

Donuts are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, proudly Wear my “Donut Fat.” “Long Johns” are My favorite Choice, though Today I heard a Voice, as I Stared through Baker Panes, wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?” So right Now let’s Start a Wave, stand with […]

“Cut the Cheese”

“Cut the Cheese” – you’ve Heard the Term, might Make even Some to Squirm. Love the Smell – the Feel to It, don’t Dislike a single Bit! Make no Diff who Cuts it First, a Tiny slice or One big Burst. At the Deli or the Store, always Leaves me wanting More. Feta, Swiss, or […]

“Fit Bit”

Got me a Fit Bit, Keep me a Bit Fit, Make sure don’t Sit, Like sorry Nitwit, Who’s prone to Flit, To foods that Hit, My gut’s Cockpit, Pants that could Split, Even though Double Knit, Yet still Permit, Jewels that make It, Outside slight Slit, Can’t really Omit That I’d Commit, To try Refit, […]