The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]
Sing the Blues when You’re low Down, no Smiles there – just Wear a Frown. Sing the Reds when Got Desire, Hotter than a Telephone Wire. Orange Songs when feel Creative, New Ideas and Innovative, Sing of Yellow when you’re Happy, show That you’re Not feeling Crappy. Sing of Green when Feel the Money, Dance […]
Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]
Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.
Choc-A-BURGERS, Choc-A-FRIES, Choc-A-ICE CREAM, Choc-A-PIES Choc-A-VEGIES, Choc-A-STEW, Choc-A-ANYTHING to be New. Choc-A-PILLS for all my Ills, Choc-A-BAND AIDS for my Spills. Choc-A-CASKET, Choc-A-STONE, Choc-A-ENDLESS my last Home.
“Eat your Vegetables or No Desert,” started Young – did not Convert. The smell Alone – a Casserole, floating Peas – it Took its Toll. Stewed Tomatoes and Cream Corn, Cooking Cabbage gone Airborne. Brussel Sprouts – Asparagus, if did not Puke it Was a Plus. No amount of Camouflage, could Provide the right Mirage. […]
I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]
Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you […]
Software updates For a Pod, why Not something For the Bod? Ankles, Fingers, Knees less Sore, uplift Eyelids like Before. At my Age I want it All, Software Smarties heed the Call. A Firm App into your Ware, Soft to Hard – it Just seems Fair.
Has the Fountain of Youth got You in a Bind? Some who might Say it’s just State of Mind. Perception is Key to Reality Be, I’ve got the Answer that’s Working for Me. Dogs have it Ruff when Racking up Years, Seven to One don’t Bring many Cheers. “Decades” the Counter that I’m going With, […]