The War going on in my Mouth

My Teeth and Mouth don’t get Along, just Can’t figure What is Wrong? Don’t know Why they Have to Fight? out of Nowhere want to Bite. Attack the Tongue and then Cheek, even Lip Strike seem to Seek. Drawing Blood whenever Can, think It’s part of their War Plan. Sore for Days and even Then, […]

I still have Hair

Got few Teeth left in my Mouth, other Parts are headed South. Painless days are Kind of Rare, but at Least I still have Hair. Spend more Time to take a Leak, knees when Bending start to Creak. Pills that Most days Fill my Hand, doctors Trips that Are not Planned. Marching close to Seven-three, […]

What if We were all Mind Readers?

What if We were all Mind Readers, turn our Brains to Info Eaters. With this Gift there’s Problems Sure, work them Out and We’ll Endure. If we’re Walking in A Crowd, reading Minds could get Too Loud. We’d have Something we Now Lack, small Antenna’s in Our Back. Could direct To one’s We Want, to […]

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

“Sneeze Power”

Have you Ever just to Please, tried to Stifle a Big Sneeze. Hold your Nose – Water your Eyes, Plugged up Ears, which Is not Wise. I have Lived past Seven-two, Experience screams a Redo. can’t go Back though that’d be Nice, So I offer this Advice. At a Meeting or a Bar, take a […]

“Have You Fallen?”

“Have You Fallen?” they all Say, at my Age it’s Just the Way, How the Doctor’s Visits go, as my Years advance and Grow. Guess I know Just what they Mean, on my Butt or In-between. But they Never Specify, Interpretations I Apply: For my Wife of 50 Years, Every day through Laughs and Tears. […]

McDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair

McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere? Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come that Way! Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what this Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch? If good for Inside why not Out? tape It where […]

“Super Geezers”

Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say Have no Time for Politics, Pick their Noses just for Kicks. Speak their Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere. Cranky if They want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. […]

A Pacemaker?

The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]