If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot […]
Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t […]
The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]
“My Bad” quip – What does it Mean? Major, Minor, In-between? “My Bad” hands – “My Bad” toes, “My Bad” hair Juts from my Nose. “My Bad” cow – “My Bad” duck, “My Bad” time with Lotto Luck. “My Bad” grass – “My Bad” deck, “My Bad” bounce with “My Bad” check. “My Bad” clothes […]
You can Buy at any Time, It’s just “$19.99.” If you Want to Seal the Deal, let’s Talk turkey – Make it Real. Start by Cutting TV Ads, Money saved Will be in Scads. Hawk your Products and for Free, Word of Mouth and Start with Me. You can Trust this – nothing Blurred, Pass […]
Rhyme with Only the last Word, Time the First word is now Heard. From the first Thought in my Head, Come the last Rhymes in my Bed. Ain’t my Crack at being Clever, Paint it That way Would be Never. Time and Reason don’t Compel, I’m the “Grateful Rhyme Rebel.”
Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]
Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.
A “Mentor” be a Trusted Teacher, “Tormentor” a Nasty Creature. Hero might be One who “Led,” Coward might be One who “Fled.” Why did Someone “Act” that Way, until the “Facts” it’s hard to Say? “It” appears to Me in Bits, that Song was One of 60’s “Hits.” A “Rat” can Ruin any Date, until […]
Who’s Online – Wish had a Dime, for every Time seen that Line, Perhaps I Pine just to Shine, to Make it Fine and Combine, a dollar Sign to Intertwine, to Design and Align, a special Shrine to Consign, my Porcupine a Valentine. This rhyme is Mine and Asinine.