The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]
“My Bad” quip – What does it Mean? Major, Minor, In-between? “My Bad” hands – “My Bad” toes, “My Bad” hair Juts from my Nose. “My Bad” cow – “My Bad” duck, “My Bad” time with Lotto Luck. “My Bad” grass – “My Bad” deck, “My Bad” bounce with “My Bad” check. “My Bad” clothes […]
You can Buy at any Time, It’s just “$19.99.” If you Want to Seal the Deal, let’s Talk turkey – Make it Real. Start by Cutting TV Ads, Money saved Will be in Scads. Hawk your Products and for Free, Word of Mouth and Start with Me. You can Trust this – nothing Blurred, Pass […]
I am Not the First who Questions, Meaning of English Expressions???? If you Keep an “Open Mind,” Brains fall Out and Hard to Find. “Penny for Your Thoughts” seems Light, “Two Cents Worth” reply is Slight. Why do People yell “Heads Up,” when Mostly they Want you to Duck? “Win Hands Down” or Loose Hands […]
A “Mentor” be a Trusted Teacher, “Tormentor” a Nasty Creature. Hero might be One who “Led,” Coward might be One who “Fled.” Why did Someone “Act” that Way, until the “Facts” it’s hard to Say? “It” appears to Me in Bits, that Song was One of 60’s “Hits.” A “Rat” can Ruin any Date, until […]
Think we All should Have a Shell, to Crawl inside Just for a Spell, whenever we’re Not feeling Well, as Other issues I will Tell, admiration Sure to Swell, with My idea Carousel, measured in stark Decibel, shared to Point where I Excel, beyond a Stage you can Dispel, where I gathered this Intel, to […]
Who’s Online – Wish had a Dime, for every Time seen that Line, Perhaps I Pine just to Shine, to Make it Fine and Combine, a dollar Sign to Intertwine, to Design and Align, a special Shrine to Consign, my Porcupine a Valentine. This rhyme is Mine and Asinine.
Where does Santa take a Whiz? this is My first Christmas Quiz. Place your Answers straight Below, be Descriptive if you Know. To stay Awake he Must drink Coffee, maybe Chew on NoDoz Toffee? How ‘bout 5 Hour Energy? at some Time he Has to Pee. His schedule Seems to Be quite Tight, tough To […]
I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]
Mother Nature’s not Demure, swings from Perfume to Manure. Paradise to Tragic Mess, her Bad Moods sure cause Distress. Toothaches, Migraines, missing Sleep, when She’s angry it ain’t Cheap. Perhaps the Answer’s not a Drug, let’s Just try a Simple Hug. I would Be the First to Give, but Where does Mother Nature Live?