English Words have “Run” Amuck, New Ones – Old Ones – Thunderstruck. “Play” your Hand which One to “Take,” “Set” or “Go” your Mind might “Break.” “Turn” to Those with Many Uses, “Up” to Now with Most Abuses. “Cut” some Slack to Those who Planned, Ten most Meanings on their “Hand.” “Run”, “Turn”, “Set”, “Go”, […]
REALLY, what’s a NARCISSIST? SOMEONE who gets REALLY PISSED, IMAGINED GREAT THINGS that were MISSED, LIVID! – ASS that wasn’t KISSED!!!
“I Love You” are Words with Power, Pure Affection in Love’s Shower. Sadly some Who will Abuse, turn Those Words into a Ruse. For the Times said From the Heart, Honesty sets them Apart. Is it Made though even Clearer, when it’s Spoken to a Mirror?
I or Me – Whoop De De, never Know which One to Be. Subject or the Object Pronoun, Each one Gives my Brain a Frown. I am Outside looking In, and My only Way to Win Maybe it is Grammar Rude, when in Doubt I use “The Dude.”
I am Not with Child – No special Tags, nor Fancy car with Immunity Flags. Not very Handy though Capped in some Ways, takes Me more Time getting Places these Days. The sign I am Searching though Not found it Yet, If you Could find One I’d be In your Debt. That one Parking Spot […]
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? […]
The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just […]
Sock, Sock – Shoe, Shoe, Sock, Shoe – Sock, Shoe, If you Wear them – Which one are You? TP roll at last Gone to Bare, Top or Bottom pull from There? Swipe your Pits with Smelly Stuff, Same or Random is Enough? Salt and Pepper on your Food, which goes First or do you […]
What if We were all Mind Readers, turn our Brains to Info Eaters. With this Gift there’s Problems Sure, work them Out and We’ll Endure. If we’re Walking in A Crowd, reading Minds could get Too Loud. We’d have Something we Now Lack, small Antenna’s in Our Back. Could direct To one’s We Want, to […]