“Speak Check”

The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just […]

What if We were all Mind Readers?

What if We were all Mind Readers, turn our Brains to Info Eaters. With this Gift there’s Problems Sure, work them Out and We’ll Endure. If we’re Walking in A Crowd, reading Minds could get Too Loud. We’d have Something we Now Lack, small Antenna’s in Our Back. Could direct To one’s We Want, to […]

A “One Word Day”

Is there a Way to get Together, Rain or Shine or any Weather. To decide if There’s a Way, to Create a “One Word Day?” Speak it Out – Put it on Signs, Write on Shirts even Behinds. Any Language that your Choose, there’d Be just No Way to Lose. No Concern for Duplications, it […]

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

“Have You Fallen?”

“Have You Fallen?” they all Say, at my Age it’s Just the Way, How the Doctor’s Visits go, as my Years advance and Grow. Guess I know Just what they Mean, on my Butt or In-between. But they Never Specify, Interpretations I Apply: For my Wife of 50 Years, Every day through Laughs and Tears. […]

McDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair

McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere? Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come that Way! Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what this Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch? If good for Inside why not Out? tape It where […]

A Pacemaker?

The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]