REALLY, what’s a NARCISSIST? SOMEONE who gets REALLY PISSED, IMAGINED GREAT THINGS that were MISSED, LIVID! – ASS that wasn’t KISSED!!!
Only with Greenies were His perfect Match. Green all Around him In this Sheltered Patch. His world rather Small but Really no Care, Comfort in Green around Everywhere. Then Judgement Day his World came Apart, Shipped off to Market in a Greenies Cart. The shock of His Life – this Young Greenie Fellow, Others were […]
A Pen is something you can Use, so Pick your Times and don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse, save your Ink or You might Loose. Write at Will and Mind your Biz, Appreciate where your Pen is.
Watch what you Do and what you Say, for Things could Turn the Other Way. Actions might soon Become Turds, be Thoughtful how You use Your Words.
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? […]
Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.
The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just […]
WORDS can sway what people do, some WORDS strange to me and you. there are WORDS that make you sad, sharp are those WORDS that make you mad. digest the books and WORDS so you’ll be smart. never hold back from those WORDS of the heart. saddle up your brain by corralling WORDS herds, don’t […]
Sock, Sock – Shoe, Shoe, Sock, Shoe – Sock, Shoe, If you Wear them – Which one are You? TP roll at last Gone to Bare, Top or Bottom pull from There? Swipe your Pits with Smelly Stuff, Same or Random is Enough? Salt and Pepper on your Food, which goes First or do you […]