I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
No Way I Could Shave My Legs, how To do it Question Begs. Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub, just My starting Problems Bub. Blood Transfusion to Begin, from The first Nick in my Shin. As I move Up to my Knee, Plastic Surgeons call with Glee. When come Close to Private Parts, Super […]
Cupid’s Arrow Long Ago, Found it’s Mark and Hope you Know, Start Until the End of Time, You’re My Bestest Valentine.
“You’re the Best that I have Met,” said Geezer to his Geezerette. “Now we Both are Seven-Two, Glad I Reached it Here with You.”
Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks. Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More. Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one […]
I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]
Bathrooms that Stink, a Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not Scare, Showing the Other you’ll Always be There. Ecstasy Run, when Coupled as One, Sleeping the Wet Side when it is Done. Cherish the Wins, Forgiving the Sins, committed Together through Thick and the Thins. […]
M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the […]
Are those You see and Them you Don’t, some You fix – Most you Won’t. Baggage comes With any Link, some Relationships they Sink. People can’t Live Day and Night, without a Scrabble or a Fight. Warts show Up and stick Around, live with Them or Battleground? Fifty Years show Many Warts, Have to Tell […]
Went Shoe Shopping with my Mate, did so Freely – not a Date. Still felt Manly – had no Fears, I’ve been Doing it for Years. As I View the Shoes Galore, wonder ‘Bout the many More, thar in Stores around the Earth, If my Thoughts have any Worth? What if Place them End to […]