We are Unique in many Ways, in Our own Internal Maze. In a Car or On a Bus, left Behind is Some of Us. Enemies or maybe Friends, Which is Which it all Depends, Who we Meet along our Trek, Peaceful Sail to Big Train Wreck. Some will Come and Some will Go, Names for […]
It’s the Place he Likes to Roam, ‘cause it’s Heaven and his Home. God does Things at Times up There, that Falls on Us and Everywhere. If he Suffers from a Cold, Humidifier’s in the Fold. Coming down With little Sizzle, Dreary Days with pesky Drizzle. Turning Sprinklers on his Lawn, from the Night ‘til […]
If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot […]
Mother Nature’s not Demure, swings from Perfume to Manure. Paradise to Tragic Mess, her Bad Moods sure cause Distress. Toothaches, Migraines, missing Sleep, when She’s angry it ain’t Cheap. Perhaps the Answer’s not a Drug, let’s Just try a Simple Hug. I would Be the First to Give, but Where does Mother Nature Live?
I like to Keep my Ride shined Up, been that Way since was a Pup. Wash and Wax and View with Pride, probably Shows my Anal Side? Just this Morning – Looking Great, never Knowing ‘bout My Fate. From above was Splattered Thrice, Hood and then the Windshield Twice. Attack was Swift – a Bird […]
Pigs and Wise Men – Kittens too, French Hens, Blind Mice, in the Stew. Bears and Stooges In a Tub, Musketeers don’t Mean to Snub. Many things Have come in Three, Odd the Number I’d Agree. Benefit to Me and You, One more Larger than a Two. More is Better in most Cases, And a […]
“Wattle” you Going to Do, when Age sneaks Up on You. Gravity takes its Toll, sagging Jowls you can’t Control. Fight it Every single Inch, surely use a “Wattle Winch.” Shore it Up with Masking Tape, perhaps Back to a Younger Shape. Maybe just Embrace it All, as “Wattle Creep” starts to Sprawl. When your […]
Known in these Parts – I’m “Lone Vacuum Geek,” ride Herd on our Carpets least Twice a Week. Rid our Home Range of Dog Hair and Dirt, points Scored with my Wife – it Really can’t Hurt. Like houses of Plenty can’t keep out the Bugs, despite all the Poisons and plenty of Drugs. Too […]
Seven Earth Like Planets Found, theories If there’s Life Abound. While we’re making Such a Fuss, are “They” looking Back at US? From Out There what do they See? Do they Watch late night TV? Do they Watch us at our Best? Do they Watch us getting Dressed? Imitation – Flattery, maybe Loyal Devotee? What […]
If I’d Gather Rhyming Words, Give them to a Flock of Birds. Together we Would create Birth, by Planting Words around the Earth. Perhaps from help of Buzzing Bees, The World would sprout up Rhyming Trees. Folklore we’d create Indeed, the Saga – Bobby Rhymingseed.