Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it for a Lick, Swimming Fish […]
Rubik’s Cubes have Got me Puzzled, years of Patience – Brain still Muzzled. Juggling, One Hand, Covered Eyes, Others solve is No Surprise. For my Future can be Sure, Honestly – my Answer Pure. Be no Mental Acrobat, even With a “Rubik’s Flat.”
Even Doctor’s are my Friend, for my Health I can Depend. But I have a Bone to Pick, in a Rhyme will Be the Trick. Exam Rooms are Like a Cell, though Can’t say I Know one Well. Ushered in then Close the Door, Wait from There is Quite a Chore. Magazines with Turned up […]
Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]
Capitalization and the Rules, never Took in All my Schools. Tried to Learn but Had to Quit, hard Enough just Spelling It! So my Style at Seven-Two, to Justify now What I do. It for Not a Rhyme or Reason, even If it’s English Treason.
My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All […]
I’ve been Married Fifty Plus, getting So there’s Less of Us. Anyone who’s At this Stage, has Their secret That I’ll Wage. Alas for Me what’s Tried and True, I will Gladly Share with You. Now with Pride I gladly Flout, don’t let Toilet Rolls run Out.
In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? […]
Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.