Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t […]

A Pacemaker?

The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz […]

English Expressions????

I am Not the First who Questions, Meaning of English Expressions???? If you Keep an “Open Mind,” Brains fall Out and Hard to Find. “Penny for Your Thoughts” seems Light, “Two Cents Worth” reply is Slight. Why do People yell “Heads Up,” when Mostly they Want you to Duck? “Win Hands Down” or Loose Hands […]

“The Secret Life of Bobber Witty”

Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. […]

From a “Lotto Loser” to the “Lotto Lords”

“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, those Three Words the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, a Win/Win – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They are Bright, […]

Vegetables – Doomed from the Start

“Eat your Vegetables or No Desert,” started Young – did not Convert. The smell Alone – a Casserole, floating Peas – it Took its Toll. Stewed Tomatoes and Cream Corn, Cooking Cabbage gone Airborne. Brussel Sprouts – Asparagus, if did not Puke it Was a Plus. No amount of Camouflage, could Provide the right Mirage. […]

What am I Worth?

I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]