Mechanically Challenged

My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All […]

“SPAM”

“SPAM” – Mystery Mixture in a Can, Cut it, Fry it, In a Pan. When was First out On my Own, Kept me Fed – Do not Bemoan. “SPAM” – Junk that Flows to my Computer, Certainly a Persecutor. Like “Web Rabbits” Multiply, Straight to In Box Ramify. “SPAM” – A New Meaning straight to […]

“Cupcake”

Came to Us when She was Two, even though She wasn’t New. Family Couldn’t keep her There, brought her Home without a Care. Clean her Food Bowl every Day, is there Any other Way? Brush Her in the early Morn, figured That is Just the Norm. Has a Pillow in our Car, Satin as She […]

What if We were all Mind Readers?

What if We were all Mind Readers, turn our Brains to Info Eaters. With this Gift there’s Problems Sure, work them Out and We’ll Endure. If we’re Walking in A Crowd, reading Minds could get Too Loud. We’d have Something we Now Lack, small Antenna’s in Our Back. Could direct To one’s We Want, to […]

A “One Word Day”

Is there a Way to get Together, Rain or Shine or any Weather. To decide if There’s a Way, to Create a “One Word Day?” Speak it Out – Put it on Signs, Write on Shirts even Behinds. Any Language that your Choose, there’d Be just No Way to Lose. No Concern for Duplications, it […]

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

What am I Worth?

I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of […]

To me Marriage is:

Bathrooms that Stink, a Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not Scare, Showing the Other you’ll Always be There. Ecstasy Run, when Coupled as One, Sleeping the Wet Side when it is Done. Cherish the Wins, Forgiving the Sins, committed Together through Thick and the Thins. […]

My Bachelor Party (the night before) to My Wedding Day (50+ years ago)

M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the […]