Things you should Shut Down: Toilet Bowl that Overflows, Snot that’s Dripping from you Nose. Lights whenever Leave a Room, Bathroom Door to halt the Fume. Phones though Left to some Debate, so Pets don’t Roam – the Backyard Gate. Eyelids so That you can Sleep, Tunes so Hearing you will Keep. Things you should […]
Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, some Might call it Pure Bull S—t! Take Away the Urge to Lie, Negate the Need to even Try. Accumulate Bull by the Pound, tally Up how Does that Sound? Throw out Rallies – wasteful Ads, keep the […]
Immature Rhymes with Manure, at Least in my Mind that’s for Sure. Temper Tantrums – Stomping Feet, Young or Old or In-beTweet. Just Ignore and Walk Away, or Cave In and Get their Way? The Simple Answer to this Crap, a Blanket, Bottle, and a Nap!
Social Security is a Misnomer, like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash of Yours in the End, that Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend. If want Security in Social Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces. Become BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of course, […]
Everybody needs a Cause, to get Behind with some Applause. Raise those Banners – wave those Signs, don’t Set it Out on “Thee” Sidelines. I’ve thought it Out and here’s my Stand, I give you Choice of either Hand. If you’re Out or just at Home, join my Cause – I’m so Alone. Reach for […]
If Pollution makes you Seethe, Tax the Air that we all Breathe, and to Show how Fair I Play, the More you Make the More you Pay. Before you Start to Scream and Shout, Sleeping would be a Time Out. To better Explain my Perception, Snoring might be the Exception. How Would I compute a […]
Hacking, smacking, such a mess. Voting’s finished – not the stress. Anger, slander, just to start. Seems we’re growing more apart. Next time up take a suggestion, fair to all would be no question. Results count and when it’s done, who’s left standing will have won. No TV ads – no grandstand rally’s, no billboards […]
Doctor, Lawyer, Garbage Man, working hard the best they can. Teacher, Preacher, Butcher too, it’s what they love – it’s what they do. Working hands to Brainiac dedication they don’t lack. But there are some that I would question, as taking space ain’t no Profession!
What if no one came to vote? You say the chances are remote? Given those that still remain, who could blame them who refrain? Calling Batman – Spidey too, Rin Tin Tin and Scooby-Doo. Better tap into The Force, seeking answers – no remorse… Need ideas of whom to draft, the subject of this handicraft. […]
Perhaps there’d be no argument, if Robots ran for President. Program them with all the traits, built in mass from all the states. Issues would be up for votes, meaningless would be the quotes. Software’d be reality, throw out personality. Finals are a Blowout Bowl, no need to have a final poll. The Robot standing […]