The Channel Surfers Antitrust

Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had […]

Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t […]

Commercials

Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, now a Part of Life’s Cuisine. How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, started With an Apple Grower. Had an Orchard just called Eden, not sure Where – perhaps […]