Equal Rights

Donuts are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, proudly Wear my “Donut Fat.” “Long Johns” are My favorite Choice, though Today I heard a Voice, as I Stared through Baker Panes, wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?” So right Now let’s Start a Wave, stand with […]

Second Helpings

Second Helpings – Pig or Not, Guess Depends on What you Got? It’s right There in Front of you, Big Decisions – What to Do? Burgers, French Fries, Favorite Brew, Ice Cream, Cookies, Irish Stew. Lobster, Chocolate, Fine Tex Mex, Roast Beef, Gravy, even Sex. Go with Gusto for the Gold, Brave and Strong and […]


Too many Cooks can Spoil the Kitchen, too much Strain can Tear the Stichin’. Too much Rain can Cause a Flood, too many Pigs can Spread the Mud. Too much Hair can Clog the Drain, too much Booze can Cause some Pain. Too many Prunes can Lead to Runs, too much Mold can Spoil the […]