Choc-A-BURGERS, Choc-A-FRIES, Choc-A-ICE CREAM, Choc-A-PIES Choc-A-VEGIES, Choc-A-STEW, Choc-A-ANYTHING to be New. Choc-A-PILLS for all my Ills, Choc-A-BAND AIDS for my Spills. Choc-A-CASKET, Choc-A-STONE, Choc-A-ENDLESS my last Home.
Donuts are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, proudly Wear my “Donut Fat.” “Long Johns” are My favorite Choice, though Today I heard a Voice, as I Stared through Baker Panes, wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?” So right Now let’s Start a Wave, stand with […]
Second Helpings – Pig or Not, Guess Depends on What you Got? It’s right There in Front of you, Big Decisions – What to Do? Burgers, French Fries, Favorite Brew, Ice Cream, Cookies, Irish Stew. Lobster, Chocolate, Fine Tex Mex, Roast Beef, Gravy, even Sex. Go with Gusto for the Gold, Brave and Strong and […]
Too many Cooks can Spoil the Kitchen, too much Strain can Tear the Stichin’. Too much Rain can Cause a Flood, too many Pigs can Spread the Mud. Too much Hair can Clog the Drain, too much Booze can Cause some Pain. Too many Prunes can Lead to Runs, too much Mold can Spoil the […]
Some think I need Manhood Tutors, ‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters. Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat, ‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat? Perhaps should Check the Mystique there, heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear? Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers, made from Meat of Woody Peckers?
Fried Egg Sandwich I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book. Crack the Egg – pick out the Shell, break the Yolk – doing Well. One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More? Got the Space – why not Four? Lots of Pepper – little Salt, if get too Much – not […]
Lost some Teeth along the Way, quite a Few I’d have to Say. Got my Fake ones just Today, ready for New Foods to Slay. Got, again, Full Set of Teeth, on Top and Underneath. Got ones Now for those I’ve Lost, yet to Know if Worth the Cost. What I’m Missing – Snap them […]
Eat those eggs and you will die, better not give nuts a try. Potatoes make your belly big, coffee’s wired with each swig. Red wine’s just another vice, chocolate’s close to rolling dice. Eat more junk food – that’s a yup, and wait for science to catch up.