Bad Habits of Others
by Bob Grant
Bad habits of others get under your skin,
The list is quite long so let me begin.
Grinding the teeth or picking the nose,
Chewing that gum or painting ones toes.
Tapping that pencil or sucking of gums,
Breaking that wind or licking of thumbs.
Belching quite loud or sucking up snot,
Scratching ones crotch or giggling a lot.
Smoking cigars or combing of hair,
Digging ones ear or giving that stare.
Whatever the habits that make you moan,
You probably have some of your very own.